Don't do it

There once was a young boy. This boy goes to school. He woke up one day from his very boring life and he wondered to himself, "What can I do today to shake things up a little?" He thought about this for many hours and drew pie charts, made power points and finally came up with a few ideas. He could show up late for school. "No, that's been done before", he said. He could skip school entirely. "Nope, that's been done too", he said. He had to come up with something never before seen. Something innovative. An idea that would make people think "Wow, I wish I had thought of doing that." Then it donned on the young boy. He woke up in the morning like a normal person, and went into the bathroom. Now the next set of events went as scheduled except for one difference: the final event was contained, not eliminated. This substance was contained in a plastic containment unit used for easy transport. Since the boy was going to school he decided to bring this bag with him to fulfill his plan. He was thinking of where to execute his master idea, then it hit him; the place where tons of people walk every single day, the stairs. He went to the staircase and tossed his "care package", surprising many of those around him. 

(If you are lost, a kid threw poop in the staircase in the school)

What would cause a kid to throw poop in the school? To be honest, I have absolutely no idea. I don't think I would ever throw poop; in a bag or not. My two sense is that the kid was trying to be funny or to make good on a bet or a dare from someone who challenged him. To do this, however, you can't be all there in the head. There has to be a part of you that thinks on some level that this is an okay thing to do. Although, considering everything, and to my knowledge, this kid was a frosh. And like frosh they may not quite understand quite how schools work. They may not know that this is not middle school anymore and that you can't throw poop around. We are not apes anymore, we evolved for a reason. I hope that this kid is stopped quickly and swiftly before he strikes again and before he "drops bombs" on our school.